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MILFORD Quotes of 2004 |
Quotes collated by Liz Williams
Someday, they'll be on a T-shirt. We only started
doing this because Clarion does it, and we got jealous.
"The parsnip is
the carrot's evil twin." (Ian Creasey)
"You can't just make shit up!"
(Liz W, ever the hypocrite)
"I want to see the naked nuns." (Paul
Laville)
"I want two children before I get small feet." (Sue Thomason)
"All this just goes to show what a crappy god Odin is." (Ian Creasey,
living dangerously)
"Let's all get tanked, look at the stars and fall in
the lake." (Jaine Fenn)
"I'd be worried if my girlfriend started barking
like a fox." (Jaine)
"When she went for his knob I thought, Blimey,
that's a bit sudden." (Paul L)
"There's not much wrong with cannibalism,
child-murder and shit-eating." (Vaughan Stanger, displaying an admirably liberal
approach to other cultural norms)
"Day Four. Unable to find mouth."
(Jaine, pretty much summing up Milford).
"Action heroes do not wear
nightdresses." (Jaine)
"Quasi sentient death bicycle" (an organic
combination of people)
"It's like having a bucket of weirdness thrown
over you." (Liz)